Sunday, September 6, 2015
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Women's world cup
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Monday morning funnies
The first one is the new Wii advert featuring the Redknapp family,personal favorite is when big man Harry questions who inked him like any of us do when we play Mario cart with the mates and his missus, not pictured is when Harry's pimp hand comes out when he finds out twas precisely that missus that inked him that later on proclaims "I love beating you.. chuckle" I didn't know they had Wii's in the kitchen, apologies for that, it's still early here in Melbourne
Next is a clip from the English U-21 teams training ground which shows you that no matter how shit your morning is, it can't be as bad as that guys. Not only did he get smacked in the face, but the damn ball didn't even go in!, great jump by the goalie though, too bad he missed the ball and did absolutely nothing, but I guess he can join a great line of English keepers there.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Oh Arsenal, when will you Focus
Sure it's good to see them all having a little fun, but a) using chopsticks won't win you titles, b) not all Asian countries use chopsticks, so depending on where the Asian tour is going, it's a little racist. c) Take off the damn gloves, it'll be easier... That said the Ad is pretty good, except that his face seems to be see through (Or am I the only one that can see the net through him)
Thursday, June 2, 2011
A few Leaked Jerseys for next season
1. Werder Bremens New Kit
For some reason Nike always loves to experiment with Bremens jersey and while it isn't the most traditional shirt, I have to admit its not bad looking, especially as a tight fit shirt this is definitely futuristic.
2. Germany
True Germans will know that the only acceptable color for the away kit in Germany is green, and so it brings me great joy to see that they are going back to the green. the Home jersey is fairly ordinary, except the 3 stripes on the front with the German colors on them, simple and elegant. The away kit is where its at, green (already a plus) and then check out the details on the neck, with the 1972 and 2012 reminding us that we won it in Belgium in 1972 and that 2012 will hopefully bring the same fortune.
3.Real Madrid
It seems that after a season of a great shirt design, Madrid has gone back into their popped collar and nothing new routine, however the copper/golden stripes don't really do it for me, I mean yes it looks classy, but there is no wow factor on this Jersey is there, its the same boring old Real Madrid jersey, which then again isn't that bad seeing as way too many clubs break from tradition.
4.Schalke
I know they already had it this season, but I just don't understand why anyone would want to make Schalke's third kit red, it just does not make sense, it would almost be like a yellow third kit for Schalke so they can look like their bitter rivals Dortmund and actually win something (too soon)? Schalke's traditional colors are royal blue and I guess the white for the away kit is the obvious choice, but for goodness sake, there has to be a better color than red (Bayern Munich's color, who they aren't too fond of).
Alright that is it for now, there will be a few more to come in the next few days, stay tuned
Sunday, May 29, 2011
My opinion on Chicharito has changed
While he still looks like a chihuahua or a rodent of sorts, due to the fact that his eyes are just way to close to each other, this interview has changed my opinion on the man quite a bit. While I for some reason thought that the kid seems somewhat arrogant, the interview portraits quite the opposite. It seems Chicha (which means little pea btw, in case you cared) is quite a humble fella who wants to do anything in his power to be successful with united. When asked about comparing himself with Messi, he calls himself a "simple footballer" begs the question if "simple footballers" like us are worth their paycheck but that of course is a whole new topic. But for now I take my hat off to the man, definitely rose up in my books, and might be a beer buddy soon.
here is the original interview:
[W]hen he was asked if he aspired to the status of the Argentinian double Ballon d'Or winner, Hernandez was quick to play down his achievements.
"No. I am a player of this great team," he said.
"What obsesses me is sweating this shirt to death, and I will never stop running.
"I don't aspire to be like Messi. I'm just a simple footballer."
"I'm not obsessed with goals. The goals are the result of the work of the whole team. The forwards only have the good fortune to score them. In a team like ours, even Edwin (van der Sar) can claim the goals."
Monday, May 23, 2011
Rooneys kid not intrested in scoring for United
Monday, May 16, 2011
Branislav Ivanovic's son scores as many as Torres
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Wayne Rooney shaves chest hair leaves 19
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
What if all the shots that hit the post (and stayed out) went in
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Bayern Munich reach their "goal" of securing third
Mario Gomez completed a hat-trick yesterday and with that now holds Bayern's club record for most goals scored in one season, previously held by no other than Rummenigge. It was Bayerns biggest away win in the Bundesliga and St.Pauli's biggest loss in the Bundesliga. While as a Bayern fan I was cheering and am definitely happy that at least the champions league qualification is secured it does sting a little bit that it had to happen against st.Pauli, an overall lovable team with heart, which will be playing 2nd league again next year.
It does make you wonder though, if we would have played football like this all year, we would have won the league 5 rounds ago, and begs the question why we didn't. My favorite moment was after the game when the German media interviewed Jonker to ask if he was "eying the second place a little" to which he replied "why a little?" showing true spirit, because it really is still possible, and I know that I wont be the only Bayern fan that will also be cheering for Freiburg next week. so Stuttgart to come, 3 points that could potentially bring us the direct qualification to the champions league next year. Mia san Mia.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Schalke vs ManU
There are 10 Schalke players that should hang their head in shame after that performance, and one that should be proud of himself and happy that he made the decision to leave Gelsenkirchen at the end of the season. If it hadn't been for Manuel Neuer Schalke would have drowned 4/5 - 0 today. Yes it was that bad. The Arena auf Schalke is arguably the best (again this hurts me to say) stadium when it comes to German stadiums, perhaps only contested by the Westfahlen stadion (yes I will continue to call it that) and the Allianz Arena (Because I wouldn't be a true Bayern fan if I didn't include it), and there were plenty of Schalke fans there to support their team, but they played the slowest and most uncreative football I have seen in while. There was no tempo up front, no heart to push forward, no teeth to show Manchester what they are capable of.
This is the same team that beat Inter 5-2 after conceding after just 25 seconds, what happened to that. A lucky Giggs goal and they just switched off, no wonder Neuer was furious at his defense. Farfan was the biggest disappointment in my eyes, the man is brilliant but it seems he has on and off days at random and for no reason, he let the ball run through his foot passed the out line twice today, in a Semi-final! Most of the players were rested in last weekends defeat against Kaiserslautern (0-1) so it can't even be said that they were tired. Needless to say it is near impossible to win by 3 goals in Manchester's "theater of dreams" and even though I myself don't really belief it will happen, I will wake up and show you the continued support, except this time it will be more because of my love for the beautiful game (if you can call it that when Rooney is present) rather than to shout for Schalke.
Let me point out one thing, there is no shame in losing to Manchester United by 2 goals, they are a great team, and at times also a lucky team. There is however shame if you lose by 2 goals and look like you didn't even want to be on that pitch, if you've made the long and hard way to the semi-final, I don't understand why you don't want to fight to make the pot yours.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Manufactured Attendance
Friday, April 22, 2011
Quick update on the getafe rant
End of year party dirty tackle award
That said it does sound like one hell of a party, perhaps the sort where our sneaky mate Wayne might have had a good time?
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Getafe sold to Royal Emirates Group, wants to be called ‘Team Dubai’
NOOOO!"UAE-based holding company chaired by Sheikh Butti Bin Suhail Al Maktoum of The Emirates' ruling family has bought 14th-place La Liga side Getafe" F-That, excuse my direct swearing, but seriously I have had it with foreign investors coming in and buying everyone's team. These teams have tradition, history, most of them were founded by a few drunk villagers (raiders anyone?) that decided they wanted to start a team, they worked their ass off to come from the 15th county side division II to make it to the top league of their respected countries, only to see Americans/Russians/Arabs come in and say "uhhh nice team you got, how much? 90million? Hah! Peanuts, here keep the change, alright where are the hoops in this sport?" Seriously there should be a FIFA law against this.
Let's be honest here, how many people do you know that 10 years ago if you would have told them that you support chelsea they would have a) paid you out cause they were average at most b) shaken their head and asked why you don't support ManU. Now you go to the smallest Kampung in the jungle of Sulawesi in Indonesia and you'll spot a kid with a Drogba Jersey telling you it's the best team in the world. It isn't it simply isn't! Now I am not saying you shouldn't support Chelsea, that's not my point at all, I'm just fed up with these big shots coming in buying a club, pumping it full with money (yes I'm looking at you Man City) and then buying all new players and winning stuff. That isn't sport.
I've got nothing against investing in a team, it's every ones right and sure it sounds like fun, but seriously, help them pay their debt, modernize their stadium, get 2 or 3 big names to help the club out, but don't restructure the entire team, if you want to do that then do what SAP's owner has done to Hoffenheim, sure he invested some money, he built a stadium, but he also took a club from the 6th division to the first division, yes that took 7 years, but that shows dedication, not your typical *unravel rope, show $$, check FIFA 11 for player with highest stats, tell agent you want that 12 year old kid genius that dribbles around everyone at the Nou Camp, name starting with M*
If you really want to make a difference in the Football world, invest in your own league, and I'm not even saying buy a team, I mean help the league to progress, invest in infrastructure, build better stadiums, promote more teams, win international events like the champions league (whether it is the American/Asian/European one) and raise awareness for football fans around the world to watch your league, sure that takes time and isn't as fancy as saying you own a team in Manchester even though you know jack **** about football and still call it soccer, (tell me then why is it Fc and not Sc). The premier league, Bundesliga, La liga all weren't created in a day or a week, put some effort in it and maybe your home league will become something football fans around the world will gather around their tellies for every weekend to watch.
Lastly if you buy a team, respect the fans, they are the ones that are in the stadium, whether its 35C or -15 they are there, they are the ones canceling family holidays to drive to your away games, they understand football and I'll be damned if you can show me one real Getafe Fan, that has stayed on through thick and thin, that will devout his own time to paint banners saying "Team Dubai" not even if you donate the turban to paint it on!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Top Fernando Torres Jokes
So I was delighted when he finally decided to do us all a big favor and move from Liverpool to Chelsea, it seemed appropriate because I love Liverpool and now I could finally support all of its players and not cheer for 10 men on the field each week and I hate Chelsea, so needless to say he fitted right in, or you would think, because it seems to our spanish drag queen has forgotten his trade, which as I would assume is to score goals.
Luckily this has sparked some great jokes, here are a few of my favorites, for you to enjoy:
Worried about her son, Torres's mum sends him to a careers adviser. All goes well until he asks: 'What are your goals?'
Worried about her son, Torres's mum sends him to a careers adviser. All goes well until he asks: 'What are your goals?'
Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says: "I'll have a couple of shots please." The barman says: "That's not like you."
I'm going out tonight dressed as Fernando Torres. I'm not planning to score.
Ceasefire in Libya, specialist Fernando Torres sent in to make sure no more shots are fired.
My girlfriend is a huge chelsea fan, so i got her a blank DVD Titled "Fernando Torres, Chelsea goals"
Q - What is the difference between Fernando Torres and the beachball at the Stadium of Light?
A - The beachball found the back of the net first.
And my personal favourite sent to me by one of the authors of this blog late one night:
I had what we call a "Fernando Torres Night" tonight, It was fucking expensive, had a lot of shots and didn't even manage to score.
Hope you enjoyed if you have anymore that you think are great, feel free to leave them in the comment box below
Monday, April 18, 2011
Frankie Hejduk: The beer chugging elf surfer
Football, Sex and Arda Turan
Two favourite pastimes in which we love participating and viewing.. sex and football. Yet mixing the two together often causes controversy...
That was indeed Wayne Bridge refusing to shake John Terrys hand. There was also the stir created at the 2006 World Cup by all the wives and girlfriends of the participating footballers. Frank Ribery, Karim Benzema and an under-age prostitute. Rooney and his elderly fetish. Peter Crouch and a hooker in the back seat of a taxi. Lets also not forget Ronaldo, ( the Brazilian one.. ) who 'accidentally' brought 3 transvestites back to his hotel room.
I could keep going ( looking at you Ashley Cole ) but you'll have way more fun just Google-imagining all those examples.
Arda Turan. The current captain of Turkish outfit Galatasaray is having his current dip in form attributed to sex. Apparently his relationship with a famous Turkish actress is affecting his on pitch 'performance'.
There is little evidence to suggest this is the case though;
"Scientists dismiss the idea that sex the night before competition has a tiring effect on the athlete or that it could weaken the athlete's muscles.
Lovemaking, after all, is not a very demanding exercise. In general sexual intercourse between married partners expends only 25 to 50 calories, about the energy it takes to walk up two flights of stairs." - Barry Komisaruk / National Geographic Channel (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/0222_060222_sex.html)
Not entirely sure I agree with Mr Komisaruks generalization of sexual intercourse but I do agree that it should not detrimentally affect aggression, testosterone or sap energy levels in professional athletes.
So, in proving this theory last night, Arda Turan went out and bagged himself two goals for Galatasaray. Helping them to a crucial 3-2 win over Manisaspor.
In conclusion, the only reason I believe his form is faltering somewhat, is due to his mind being elsewhere. Not on his lover but on his love for Liverpool FC and subsequent transfer to Anfield this summer. Watch this space!
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Match Report Bayern Munich vs Bayer Leverkusen
Clash of the titans in Germany, 2nd spot vs 3rd, Bayern vs Leverkusen, the record league champions vs the "forever seconds" (Leverkusen having failed to ever winning the Bundesliga after coming ohhh soo close nearly every year). Enough Hype? Because I can keep going. Leverkusen is currently 5 points behind Dortmund (Dortmund not having played by the time I finished this post) and Bayern is looking to at least secure 3rd spot for the Champions League qualification, it's also the first game after the Van Gaal era with Andries Jonker on the bench for his first.
All that being said, Bayern certainly turned on the heat and showed that they actually know how to play decent football in the first half, almost taunting Leverkusen as Mueller ran circles around their defense. 1-0 was a Schweinsteiger Header that hit Rolfes in the face and went in, "In your face" just became oddly appropriate. the 2-0 after an error from Vidal, that in all honesty you and I in your Saturday leagues would have been subbed off for straight away, but I guess as a professional it seems reasonable to attempt a back heel (instead of letting the ball run out for a goal kick, mind you) straight to Mueller who sets up Gomez, who then also went on to score the 3-0 and the 4-0 just before halftime, giving him 22 goals scored this season and completing a hat-trick by Halftime!
Erin Derdiyok made it 4-1 in the 62th after a mistake by the Bayern Defense, which looked a little shaky after Kiesling got subbed on as another striker for Leverkusen. Ribery answered with a nice solo through the Leverkusen defense to make it 5-1, before being picked up by Gomez like a child in the arms of a father, which the commentator called a unorthodox celebration, wouldnt agree with that necessarily. Just before you could hear the Munich fans chanting "Uli" the name of the clubs president, who had to face some criticism this season for spending to much money, wanting to buy Neuer when we have 2 great goalies and worst of all for giving the blues (city rivals 1860 Muenchen) "mates rates" to rent out the stadium which in the Ultra fans eyes is the worst kind of betrayal and I have to agree with them somehow although from a business point of view it is probably for the best and lets face it a football club can't just live from Love & Hate, even though it should.
Interesting also that Leverkusens coach Jupp Heynkes will be Bayerns new coach next season, so whether he was just trying to help Bayern play champions league and get more money or if Leverkusen just had a horrible day, we will never know. It was definitely refreshing to see a Bayern side that had that much energy without Robben and played football that was fun to watch and also effective.

